Someone left a book at the bustop for unprofessional-liar

Someone left a book at the bustop for unprofessional-liar

My throat hurts, I have a mysterious bruise on my knee and my left hip feels like it’s trying to escape. I’m falling apart at the seams guys

Lunch

Lunch

zygoats:

im literally always looking at my reflection not because im conceited but because i just think it feels kind strange to have a physical form and im constantly trying to process who and what i am

I can’t even count how many massages I’ve given over the past 4 years I’m so ready for this

I’m getting my first massage in over 3 years. This is a blessed day and will forever be a holiday.

apphroditte:

"I just saw the camera and did. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga and that nobody could destroy me. "- Brendan Jordan to the Today Show

apphroditte:

"I just saw the camera and did. I was imagining myself as if I were Lady Gaga and that nobody could destroy me. "- Brendan Jordan to the Today Show

whats your favourite cards against humanity card?

mines pac man uncontrollably guzzling cum

idiotstgram:

all i want in life is to see 1d play cards against humanity

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the queen is sleepy

the queen is sleepy


Alla Osipenko with John Markovsky, ca. 1970s

Alla Osipenko with John Markovsky, ca. 1970s

(Source: see-what-eye-see)

unprofessional-liar:

dinner with the family was nice. i needed that. it has me looking forward to christmas. i seem to forget how funny all of them are.

hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love